Sometimes business can be a little stressful. Below is a checklist that will detail how well you are coping with your day to day activities.
“You know you’re stressed out if…”
* Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
* You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realising that you have said it before.
* The Sun is too loud.
* Trees begin chasing you.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
* TV commercials entertain you.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things become “Very Clear.”
* You begin speaking in a language that only you understand.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realising that you have said it before.
* You keep yelling “STOP TOUCHING ME!” even though you are the only one in the room.
* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
* David Lynch comes up to you and says: “Hey! Can I film you?”
* You and Reality file for divorce.
* You can skip without a rope.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
* You can travel without moving.
* Antiacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
* Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
* You spend all day in internet chat rooms, having “deep” conversations.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realising that you have said it before.
Score
0 – 3: Over all you are dealing with life quite well
4 – 6: Now might be a great time for a tea break.
7 and above : $%%*^@)) $%((&&^@ ##!%#*%( – those scoring in this bracket will be quite able to decipher this message.
Have a great week…..
